The Vegan Revolution...with Zombies

David Agranoff's The Vegan Revolution...with Zombies was published by Deadite Press in 2010. It marked the San Diego author's debut and helped launch a successful writing career that encompasses eleven novels and two story collections. After reading the author's Clash Books publication, The Last Night to Kill Nazis, I wanted to explore more of his work. I'll have to admit, based on the title, I probably wouldn't read Agranoff's debut. But, after reading The Last Night to Kill Nazis and Punk Rock Ghost Story, I know what he's capable of. 

The Vegan Revolution...with Zombies is a satire work that combines veganism, animal rights, and the zombie apocalypse into 200 pages of ultra dark comedy. The main character is Dani, a young woman who has recently moved to Portland, Oregon. Through her boyfriend, the charismatic Magik, she lands an editing job at Fulci House Press, a publisher that injects zombies into classical literature. Of Mice and Men with Zombies, anyone? She hates the job, but her co-workers' eating habits lead her to rethink her next bite into a burned animal corpse.

Both Dani and Magik switching to veganism is a lifesaver. No...literally. A genetic engineering company called Vir-Tech unleashes a drug that blocks the perception of pain in livestock. It's fun to eat animals that aren't aware of pain and suffering, right? In a planetary misstep, humanity eats the drugged animals and...well, you know. Brains Brains Brains. Only, it's human flesh on the menu as zombies prowl the city streets devouring prey. The survivors? Yep. Those weirdo, tree-hugging, hippy vegans. I'll conjure my Rosco P. Coltrane voice - “Dang their mangy hides!”

The Vegan Revolution...with Zombies is a riot. There's a splash into pop culture as everything from Red Dawn (the best 80s film ever!) to Burial Ground is unearthed. There are plenty of zombie films, classical literature, and music (Earth Crisis for the Earth Crisis!) for me to fanboy over. But, there's an equal amount of socially important messages about animals and the various ways they are dissected, squeezed, sliced, burned, and bred to umm...heave the heavy. It's a balance beam that made me laugh while also questioning my household menu of pork chops and chicken parm. 

Agranoff's debut is an effective, funny, serious, alarming novel that has a lot to say and a short time to get there. It's worth a read...just don't blame me if you turn to enoki sandwiches. Get it HERE.