First off, this novel kicks off with one of the most insane scenes I've ever read. The year is 2150, and a large ship has just landed in Golden Fleece, Colorado. These are tourists from large metropolitan cities hoping to gawk at the old mining town for a perspective on the nation's history and manufacturing. A naked man is seen running frantically from one of the abandoned mine shafts. Above the man, from the concealment of a cliff, a series of incendiary rounds rings out. The naked man is burned alive from the inside out. As the ship immediately jockeys back into the air to escape the nightmare, a small child passenger is hit with a bullet and literally burns to death seconds before the ship plunges to the ground in a fiery explosion of death and destruction. What could top this? The shooter is revealed as a 10-foot-tall two-headed creature!
Scientist John Valthor is working in his lab in California when he's approached by Major Smith, an internal security officer working for the mysterious Brocknor Corporation. Valthor knows that Brocknor is working on a simulated brain substance that may have sinister intentions. In a wacky, wild biography, readers learn that Valthor is an expert in psychic phenomena and knows that alien forces are at our universe's doorway, clamoring to break the veil for a full-on invasion. Can you say “high concept”?
Valthor and his two quirky assistants, Greer and Evan, journey to Golden Fleece to assist Brocknor in discovering who or what this strange 10-foot-tall creature is, and if it is the first of an army of alien assassins using Earth as a beachhead for the invasion. During the investigative adventure, the trio of heroes discovers that the town itself is populated by “pod people” - humans dipped in a vat of green oily radioactive substances. These brainwashed, transformed people are called Narks – mindless, alien-controlled puppets. Needless to say, the heroic trio is captured, prodded, and nearly dipped in the human-to-alien chemistry. But, they team up with an unlikely ally to escape the bizarre predicament and...um...save Earth.
Beachhead Planet reads like a stoned-out version of a Lin Carter romp – and that's saying something. The heroes are fun, mostly due to Greer and Evan's bouncy, comedic personalities. It reminded me of Ham and Monk's friendly rivalry in the Doc Savage novels. But there's no denying the over-the-top silliness of the whole thing. It's a dense, overly complicated science-fiction story featuring the overused invasion formula. You can expect lots of dialogue about psychic mumbo-jumbo, the consequences of human devolution, and biological speculation on what the aliens are made of. If that's your jam, grab some sunscreen and hit the Beachhead Planet.
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