The Wilds

Claude Teweles, now Julia Teweles, was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. She was first published at the age of 15 by the National Geographic Society and worked as a production manager on the film City on Fire in 1979. Teweles' first novel, The Stalker, was published by Zebra Books in 1984. The only other novel I could locate was The Wilds, originally published in 1989 by Dell. Putting my hands on that book first, I decided to brave the elements and march in. 

The Wilds works like a survival adventure novel with an embedded sense of unease and suspense. The cover suggests this may be a woodsy slasher outing, which roped me, but the book is placed in my Paperback Warrior “disaster” tag due to the unexpected raging blizzard that entraps the characters.

One of three main characters is Gordon, a displaced former high-school teacher that is now working as an experienced camp counselor for Wolf Gulch. His nightmare happened last year when a young boy was mauled by a wild animal on his watch. Gordon is hoping all of this is behind him now as he launches into a new season of camp counseling.

The other two main characters are Del and Kyle, both of which have an underlining feud. Del is a 15-year old camp counselor that has some reserved psychotic tendencies. He must be first at everything and experiences an inferiority complex. His counterpart is Kyle, a teenager dealing with the loss of his baby brother in a freak bathtub drowning. Kyle has natural leadership qualities, but squanders opportunities with a reckless abandonment. The three characters are lumped into a group of about 15 campers total. 

As a confidence exercise, the group have the looming requirement to climb and cross a treacherous pass in the Sierra Nevada mountains. This is the same stretch that the famed Donner party experienced in the 1800s – the one with the people eating each other to stay alive. The group constantly spook each other with the phobia of a “Donner Man” stalking them through the wilds on a quest for human flesh. This tense urban legend maintains momentum as the group embark further into the forest, eventually creating hallucinogenic effects on the group when they are snowbound in a freak blizzard halfway up the mountain. 

The Wilds is a really interesting novel that has an identity crisis. It works like a horror novel – void of any traditional 80s horror. Instead, as the blizzard envelopes the group, the narrative evolves into a survival of the fittest campaign akin to Lord of the Flies. Kids turn on kids, hunger outperforms human decency, and people begin dying. In the book's finale, all three main characters are having terrifying experiences that they have created in their own minds due to the fatigue, hunter, and harsh elements. Whether any of this is real or not isn't a question – it isn't and every reader knows that. But, one has to suspend disbelief to really put themselves into the shoes of these stressed characters. If you can successfully do that, then The Wilds is an enjoyable read. If you want Jason in a hockey mask plowing down campers then you have taken the wrong trail.

Get The Wilds HERE. 

Ranking November Reads

In this video, I'm ranking my ten favorite reads from the month of November. Included are book covers, insert scans, and capsule reviews of books in the horror, crime-fiction, science-fiction, and fantasy genres. Watch below or directly on the YouTube channel HERE.

Conan - The People of the Summit

Bjorn Nyberg (1929-2004) briefly associated himself with Conan lore beginning in the 1950s. The Swedish author collaborated with L. Sprague de Camp in 1957 to write the novel The Return of Conan, published by Gnome Press. Nyberg authored two short Conan stories, “The People of the Summit” and “The Star of Khorala”, and both are featured in the paperback collections published by Bantam and Ace. Lately, I've been reading early The Savage Sword of Conan magazines and stumbled up on a story titled “Demons of the Summit” in issue three. It was based on “The People of the Summit”, so I decided to check out Nyberg's story before reading the comic adaptation. 

“The People of the Summit” features a twenty-something Conan taking a job as a mercenary to serve King Yildiz of Turan. Conan is provided the role of makeshift sergeant and ordered to lead a small army of Turanians into the Khozgari Hills in hopes to bribe and threaten the restless tribesmen from raiding Turan's lowlands. Sounds easy enough, right?

The Khozgari are brutal barbarians and they ambush the Turanian force leaving only Conan and a fellow soldier named Jamal alive to escape. The two are spotted by the daughter of a Khozgari chief and Conan takes her hostage to secure a safe pass back to a Turanian city. But, to avoid any unnecessary engagement, Conan decides to take the trio across the Misty Mountains. The chief's daughter begins screaming at Conan's decision and swears they will all be killed by the mysterious people there. She describes it, “'Tis a land of terror and death! Do not go there!”. 

But they do and this is where the bulk of the story remains. Nyberg's action scenes were well-written, but I felt Conan's dialogue left something to be desired. Additionally, Conan's strategies were nothing short of awful – he led his men into an ambush and then foolishly took a shortcut that led to even more danger than the original Khozgari warriors. On top of that, the chief's daughter is captured. It's just a complete failure on Conan's part, but I suppose without that we don't have a story. Nyberg's descriptions of a tower existing in the foggy whiteness of the Misty Mountains was very effective and moody, leaving a supernatural atmosphere to blanket these characters and story. 

As I mentioned in my opening, “The People of the Summit” was adapted into “Demons of the Summit” by Roy Thomas and printed in Savage Sword of Conan #3. The story's original appearance was in The Mighty Swordsmen collection published by Lancer in 1970. Additionally the story was also edited and published in Conan the Swordsman by Bantam in 1978 and was also included in a collection titled Sagas of Conan by Tor in 2004. Get the Bantam paperback HERE.

Hired Lover

Hired Lover was first published in 1959 under the pseudonym Fred Martin, but the real author was king of the sleaze-crime genre, Orrie Hitt (1916-1975), and its supposed to be one of his best novels. Thanks to Stark House Press, the short novel is back in print in a double paired with Summer Hotel (1958) and a fascinating introduction by paperback scholar, Jeff Vorzimmer.

Our narrator is a Chicago driving instructor named Mike Callahan who is giving a wealthy young woman named Kitty driving lessons. She’s super sexy and wastes no time seducing Mike. Kitty is married to a much older man. She claims he’s a sickly and cruel man nearly three-times her age. You see where this is going.

Girls like that in books like this are addictive and Mike becomes hooked on the sex with young Kitty. Opportunities abound when Kitty’s husband hires Mike to be her full-time chauffeur. This gives Mike access to Kitty but also access to her husband’s estate and proximity to the life of wealth and privilege he’s never enjoyed before.

Eventually, it occurs to Kitty and Mike that all of it could be theirs if Kitty’s husband was dead. No surprise to the reader who has enjoyed this plot dozens of times within the genre, but Hitt does a nice job managing the twists, turns and betrayals along the way.

If you enjoy femme fatale classics by James M. Cain (The Postman Always Rings Twice) or Gil Brewer (The Vengeful Virgin), you’ll love Hired Lover. This is Orrie Hitt at the top of his noir game. Recommended. Get it HERE.

Quarry #17 - Quarry's Return

Quarry’s Return (2024 Hard Case Crime) is the 17th novel by Max Allan Collins featuring his contract killer character - a series that has spanned the author’s entire adult life.

We join Quarry in modern times at age 71. He’s a widower twice and living alone in a cabin during the tourist off-season. He has an adult daughter who is a successful true-crime author based in the Quad Cities that straddle the Mississippi River between Illinois and Iowa.

The novel also marks the return of an Asian-American female assassin named Lu who was introduced in Quarry’s Deal (aka The Dealer, 1976) and Killing Quarry (2020). For his part, the author does an admirable job of reminding the reader who Lu is. She’s a great partner for Old Man Quarry.

Quarry and Lu are dealing with two problems in this novel. First, hit men are trying to kill Quarry, and he needs to find out why and deal with the client who commissioned his murder. Second, Quarry’s true-crime writing daughter disappeared while researching an active serial killer case for a book.

Quarry and Lu basically serve as murderous detective partners investigating the serial murders in hopes of shedding light on the daughter’s disappearance. They are competent detectives and the solution to the paperback’s mysteries makes for a satisfying read. You can’t go wrong with a Quarry novel, and this one is a winner.

Despite that, you probably shouldn’t read Quarry’s Return without reading Killing Quarry and Quarry's Blood as the new novel is a direct sequel to the other "Old Man Quarry" paperbacks. Collins brings you up to speed just fine, so you won’t be lost, but why not read them in order? For that matter starting the four-book miniseries with Quarry’s Deal probably makes the most sense, but you’re certainly old enough to make your own decisions by now.

Solid novel. Solid series. Go buy them all HERE.

Open Letter to Max Allan Collins:

Big fan, here. Love the Quarry books best of all.

Not to bring up a touchy subject, but you’re 76 years old, and I can’t help but wonder how many more Quarry books you have in you. I hope there’s many more, but you’ve indicated you may be done with the series.

Mickey Spillane did you - and the reading public - a great service by allowing you to keep Mike Hammer alive in your excellent continuation novels. Any chance you can pay it forward by picking a young, talented author and allowing him to continue the Quarry stories (which have always been unstuck in time) after you’re gone?

It’s seems like a no-brainer and your fans will be able to enjoy new books in the series long after you’re gone. Or maybe the new books will suck, and everyone will spend an eternity talking about how you were the only one who could make Quarry work. Either way, you win.

Chew on it. 

Ranking Stephen King's Night Shift

In this exclusive video, Eric presents a top 20 ranking of Stephen King's Night Shift stories. Each story includes a capsule review with tons of book covers, movie clips, and magazine inserts through the years from various publishers. Also some fun facts about King's work is included. Watch it below or stream HERE.

The Road

Shortly before Cormac McCarthy's death in 2023 he received a passionate letter from a French artist named Manu Larcenet. In the letter, Larcenet explained how he had read the author's most prescient novel, The Road, over and over for six months. He pleaded with McCarthy and explained how he had almost lived in the book's bleak narrative for months. He asked McCarthy if he could adapt the novel into a graphic novel adaptation and the legendary author consented to the request. Unfortunately, McCarthy died before seeing the finished product. Larcenet's adaptation was published in 2024 by Abrams Comicarts.

This is an usual adaptation in the way that Larcenet doesn't actually write any of the book's dialogue or scenes. Instead, he simply quotes directly from the novel itself, straying from any semblance of the film adaptation. Larcenet pencils these dire apocalyptic scenes into harrowing exhibits of human loss and anguish. Often the scenes are washed out to properly convey the atmosphere of ash and snow blanketing America in a white sheet of doomed oblivion. 

If you are unaware of McCarthy's The Road, it was published in 2006 and serves as a post-apocalyptic melodrama as an unnamed father and son walk across a scarred landscape that has been obliterated by a  nuclear war. Along with marauders and bandits, the two face the cruelest enemy of all – starvation. Using that as a dismal background, Larcenet punctuates McCarthy's work in a more enhanced, deeply troubling adaptation that orchestrates humanity's downfall in the most intimate way possible. While the film left something to be desired, Larcenet's adaptation hones in on the insanity and utter hopelesness in a unique way. This is a stunning visual art. You won't be disappointed.

Get your copy of the book HERE.

Gone to the Wolves

In a New York Times 2009 interview with Gregory Cowles, author John Wray professes his love for abstract music and its dream-like ability to spawn creative processes. My take is that Wray likes really weird music – nothing more and nothing less. I'm a weirdo for music as well and authored hundreds of heavy metal and hard rock reviews for a decade (MaximumMetal.com). It was of great interest to me to find Wray's 2023 hardcover Gone to the Wolves in an indy book store in Tampa. It is fitting that the book begins and ends on Florida's Gulf Coast, an area about four hours west of my Florida coastline home.

Gone to the Wolves begins in 1990. A teenager named Kit arrives in Venice, Florida to live with his grandmother. Kit feels out of place but strikes up a bizarre friendship with a black bisexual teenage boy named Leslie. Kit rescues Leslie from what he believes to be an assault, then later realizes that Leslie was just buying weed from his dealer. Kit and Leslie quickly become friends through music. 

If you aren't a heavy metal mophead, the quick basics is that death metal music (cookie monster vocals over heavy distortion) was arguably formed in and around Tampa in the mid 80s. The genre hit corporate radars in 1990 and became a marketable trend. Leslie is up to speed on the early death metal movement and incorporates Kit into the vinyl and tape trading explosion of death metal and thrash. Kit quickly replaces his love for U2 and Huey Lewis with bands like Morbid Angel, Death, and Cannibal Corpse. 

Venice doesn't have much to offer so the kids hang out at a place called the Grids, an abandoned section of unfinished housing. It is here that Kit gets to know Kira, a distant teen girl that clearly has a lot of emotional baggage. The three become a tight-knit trio and eventually move to Los Angeles. This is the middle portion of the narrative and features events that you will typically find in any rock documentary ever made – heroin, cocaine, sex, music, the Sunset Strip, and heroin – did I mention heroin?

Kit and Kira become a couple, although its loosey-goosey at best. Leslie falls in love with a guitar player and then becomes hooked on drugs. This portion of the narrative is a rags to more raggedy story of kids coming of age through a baptism of fire. Eventually, Kira's love of extreme metal leads the couple to Europe. It is here that the third act takes place, a narrative in the darkest confines of Norway. Kira is taken by strangers at a metal show and Kit spends a year wondering where she is. Eventually Interpol contacts Kit and things get ominous very quickly. 

Again, if you aren't a heavy metal mophead, the quick basics is that black metal music (think Mariah Carey caught in a bear trap over three-chord riffs and blast beats) emerged in the late 1980s and exploded in Scandinavia with a lot of occult mysticism and Viking lifestyles that aggressively rebelled against Christianity. The infamous church burnings began and there were musicians killing themselves and other musicians during this arson phase. Needless to say, Kit and Leslie journey to Norway during the height of this era and begin investigating Kira's disappearance. 

It's a cliche, but I will say this book is a love letter to heavy metal. There are enough references to musicians, albums, songs, lyrics, and riff religions to blanket Wacken in a mortuary drape. The central story is a discovery of independence and the development of adulthood. Personality, hormones, identity, and a skewed remembrance are all key factors in the storytelling. There is a purpose to it all and the finale is a very dark place that dips the book into horror's blood red red room. 

Gone to the Wolves is a mandatory read if you love heavy metal. Without at least a minimum interest in abstract music, the book may not have as much of an impact. If you are a devil's horn denim and leather wharf rat then this book is all gravy. Highly recommended for headbangers. John Wray, if you ever see this review, I cracked the logos coding and path.

Buy your copy HERE.

Fatherland

The premise of Robert Harris’ most acclaimed novel, Fatherland (1992), is an interesting thought-experiment expanded into an alternate-history crime novel. The premise? What if Germany won World War Two and controlled Europe for decades thereafter under the leadership of Adolph Hitler?

The year is 1964, and the German Nazi party presides over Europe’s The Greater German Reich with an aging Hitler still at the helm. Our guide through this world is a Berlin police detective named Xavier March who, of course, investigates crimes for the Reich while driving a Volkswagen.

The novel begins with the discovery of an old man’s corpse by Berlin’s Havel River. March is assigned the case, and watching him investigate is a total pleasure. He’s so good. The author does a great deal of world-building for the reader to understand the fictional events of WW2 and the world as it exists in the Fatherland universe. I won’t spoil anything here, but Harris really thought this through.

The mystery of the riverside corpse opens the door to other mysteries for March to solve. He’s a good, honest cop working in a paranoid system with multiple layers of secretive bureaucracy and hidden truths.

Despite the excellence of the mysteries and the protagonist, the real star of the show here is the alternative history setting. The author seems to have thought of everything in his imagining of what the world would have looked like in 1964 Europe under Hitler’s unbroken reign and how a more successful Reich would have hidden it’s atrocities from the eyes of the world.

However you read it, it’s a certainty that you’ll enjoy this paperback quite a bit. The book has sold three million copies and been translated into 25 languages. There was also a so-so HBO film adaptation starring Rutger Howard. But start with the book. Always the book. Get it HERE.

Paperback Warrior Podcast - Episode 110

In this last episode of 2024, Eric takes a breathtaking leap into the high-adventure, high-octane world of Alistair MacLean. He dives into MacLean's career with capsule reviews and descriptions of every single novel including commentary on the various films and screenplays spawned by the author's work. In addition, Eric remembers the late Robert Randisi and reviews a historical action-adventure novel titled Viking Slave. A companion to this podcast episode can be found HERE which showcases Eric's robust Alistair MacLean book collection. Stream the episode below or download HERE. 

Listen to "Episode 110: Alistair MacLean" on Spreaker.

Conan - Lord of the Mount

British publisher Titan Books began licensing Robert E. Howard's Conan character from Heroic Signatures in 2022. The publisher has been very active in printing a new series of Conan the Barbarian comics and The Savage Sword of Conan magazine. In addition, the publisher has thrust the character into novels and novellas like S.M. Stirling's Blood of the Serpent. In 2023 the publisher launched a series of ebook short stories dedicated to Conan and other characters like Solomon Kane and Belit titled Heroic Legends. The first of the stories was Conan: Lord of the Mount, published in September 2023 as an ebook and authored by Stephen Graham Jones (Night of the Mannequins, I Was a Teenage Slasher).

In this 23-page story, Conan awakens as a cow is licking his face. He has no clear memory of what has happened to him other than he was engaged in battle with the Two Kings' army. A cattle farmer named Jen Ro is nearby and he explains that he thought Conan was another sacrifice to something called Lord of the Mount. Jen Ro then uses some sort of magical black lotus to cut a piece of steak from a live cow. Weird. Just weird.

Jen Ro advises Conan that if he will ride with him and the cattle through a mountain pass then he will bring him to the fabled village of Trinnecerl where “your cup will never run dry”. The catch is that Conan will kill this aggravating creature deemed Lord of the Mount. 

The duo venture through the pass and Conan fights the creature(s). He learns that Jen Ro had a reason for leading him to the creature and the reader is left with this very forgettable story. 

Needless to say, this may be one of the worst Conan stories I've read this far. It was shocking to me considering that Stephen Graham Jones, a quality writer, wrote this kind of uninspired drivel. While I've read some mixed reviews of these new Titan shorts, I had no idea that it would be this underwhelming. Or, how someone like Jones became involved in this. He clearly has no understanding of the Conan character. An example would be in this scene when the creature claws Conan's stomach: “Conan screamed, rolled away, and when he came down it was to nearly impale himself on the faint purple horns of a long-dead cow or bull.” Two words - “Conan screamed”. That doesn't happen. 

Conan's dialogue and mannerisms fail to match what fans have come to expect from the mighty Cimmerian. Granted, every author has a unique perspective on the characteristics and traits, but they should still have a uniform scope to preserve the integrity of the character and series. Despite the identification issues, the story just isn't that interesting. 

Conan: Lord of the Mount is nothing short of abysmal. Even at the $2 price point it isn't worth the pixels it possesses.

The Vendetta

Marvin Albert (1924-1996) was a paperback pioneer whose writing career spanned over five decades, multiple genres and a handful of pseudonyms, including Nick Quarry. The Vendetta (1973) was his attempt to capitalize on the popularity of The Godfather.

The year is 1921, and prohibition has outlawed liquor in the USA, but that’s not stopping the good people of the (unnamed, but certainly New York) city’s Little Italy from enjoying a libation or two. Especially at an Italian restaurant where humble everyman Paolo Regubuto, age 30, waits tables. When a couple of liquor salesmen come into the restaurant looking to supply Paolo’s restaurant with bootleg alcohol from the Irish mob, he politely declines the men in favor of his own Italian supplier.

To send a message, the rejected salesmen return that night and explode Paolo’s restaurant with dynamite. This hospitalizes Paolo while killing his wife and kids who are in the basement apartment. Rather than sparking a mob war, no one seems to care much about Paolo, his family or his restaurant. If Paolo wants justice, he’ll need to find it himself.

Thus The Vendetta is born.

Things get extremely violent as he hunts the men directly and indirectly responsible for his family’s death. I’m serious here. This isn’t for the weak-of-stomach. Paolo also puts together a crew of young men from the neighborhood to help him in his crusade. The author essentially took the model of a violent war against the mafia adventure paperback, and placed it in a Godfather wrapper - and it works.

Paolo hunting and killing mafia bosses is the best part of the novel, but there’s also quite a bit about the conflicts between mob factions seeking control of bootlegging that was far less fascinating. But if you’re into underworld power struggle stories, you’ll probably enjoy it just fine.

But overall The Vendetta is a winner, and men’s adventure paperback fans will find a lot to enjoy in this thin, well-written novel. Recommended. 

Satan's Mate

There was at least three George Smith's writing fiction that we like in the mid 20th century. The G.H. Smith I'm referring to in this review is George Henry Smith, a prolific author that produced a number of novels across multiple genres including sleaze. My first experience with Smith is Satan's Mate, a 1960 paperback originally published by Newsstand Library.

Satan's Mate is set in a small backwoods town in the swamps of Louisiana. A guy named Robert once lived here with his brother, but due to a combination of things he left, became married, and started a new life. However, months ago his wife left him and Robert became a vagabond drifter. He is now back in town to make amends with his brother, the town's longstanding Baptish preacher.

The town is operated by a wealthy, sleazy, land baron named Guy. Guy runs the show and controls the sheriff and deputies. As the book begins he has just finished leading a pack of vigilantes into the swamp to lynch an African-American man. This is a stark warning to the reader that there are no trials in this town, just executions. However, the lynched victim leaves behind a sister that begins planning her revenge. 

When Robert gets to town he meets Guy's wife Velma, a very attractive sexpod that is begging for a romp. Robert is happy to give it to her. Velma latches on to her new lover and sees him as her meal ticket to get out of this town and away from Guy. Robert just wants away from Velma. 

Guy sees the arrival of Robert as the perfect opportunity to kill his political rival, which coincidentally is Robert's brother, and to kill a few other people he doesn't care much for. To make it a bit more tidy - just in case the FBI comes knocking about all the lynching - he will kill his enemies and blame the massacre on the newcomer Robert. Smart plan. Along the way there are more murders and soon Robert, Velma, and another tramp are in the swamp trying to avoid Guy and a posse of vigilantes. Thus, the narrative's second half features the chaser and chased across the swamp to avoid death.

At 127, pages Satan's Mate is an easy breezy read that was quite enjoyable. If you are familiar with swamp noir as well as the Gothic Plantation or Slave books written during this time then you will totally enjoy it. Beware there are plenty of racial slurs against African-Americans and Hispanics. This is unfortunately a part of vintage 20th century fiction that we have to navigate through. 

I will state further that if you go online and search for this book it comes up as lesbian-fiction. I'm not sure where that stigma came from, but it isn't this novel. It is your typical crime-noir that just happened to published by a company with a reputation for sleaze. 

Get a copy HERE

Deathlands #8 - Ice and Fire

The Deathlands series continues to be one of my favorites of the post-apocalyptic era of men's fiction of the 1970s-1990s. I have a lot of series installments to get through, which probably won't occur in my lifetime. But, I continue to plunge forward with two or three installments each year. After the success of the the seventh installment, Dectra Chain, I was anxious to see where the series travels next. 

Ice and Fire is an unusual series entry as the main characters are within a redoubt for over 100 pages. Typically, series fare positions the characters in the first chapter leaving a redoubt and then determining their whereabouts. In this novel, the group emerge into a spacious redoubt complete with running water, a surplus of food, comfortable showers, and a quality of life that few have seen in the Deathlands. But, there is also a reasoning behind the extended stay.

Within this redoubt is a cryogenics chamber housing a number of frozen people. Hesitantly, the group release the pressure locks and find that most of the humans inside are now skeletons after experiencing over 100 years of frosty hibernation. However, the group luck out and find an intact living human being in Rick Ginsberg. He is a young man who worked for the U.S. military and was a redoubt specialist. But, over the course of his long frozen nap he has forgotten what the redoubts are and how to use them – specifically how to plan locations for the redoubts to transport humans. Rick learns the awful fate of the planet after the nuclear stew and joins the group in a non-combatant role as they emerge from the redoubt to discover they are in the Sierra Nevada mountain range and that most of California is basically at the bottom of the Pacific.

The plot of Ice and Fire features the group entering a crazy town called Snakefish. It is here that the citizens worship gigantic mutant snakes, one of which was killed by Ryan and the gang earlier in the book. They keep that part of their ordeal secret from the town. They learn that there is a Baron trying to keep law and order but a family of ruthless power-hungry savages want to take over. Assisting them is a gang of Hell's Angels bikers. Ryan and company are caught in the crossfire and must pick a side.

This was a fun book that works like a western. The town's civil unrest lies between two warring factions just like any traditional cowboy yarn that features ranchers fighting for every acre of beef. There is an underlying plot as well that concerns Lori and Doc's relationship. If you will recall, Lori is a teenager and Doc is in his 60s or 70s. But, the two have an unusual emotional and physical bond. But, Lori wants other men and she chooses one of the power-hungry savages. I won't spoil the book, but readers may not see Lori any longer after Ice and Fire. 

If you enjoy Deathlands then this is another standout novel that is packed with energetic storytelling, ceaseless action, and an emotional journey for some of the key characters. Recommended. Get it HERE.

Note - There is a funny little easter egg when the group find a law-office door that states Angus Wellson: Divorce Counselor. Angus Wells was a fellow Piccadilly Cowboy writer. 

Conan - Savage Sword of Conan #01 (Titan)

Robert E. Howard's Conan licensing is a moving target in the comics industry. Many associate the character with Marvel based on the success of the 1970s Conan the Barbarian comic and the Savage Sword of Conan magazine. However, the character was a dominant force when Dark Horse comics purchased the license, only to lose it to Marvel decades later. Recently, the entertainment studio company Heroic Signatures purchased the licensing and offers their IP to anyone with a thick wallet – like British publisher Titan Comics.

Titan began publishing their series, Conan the Barbarian, in August of 2023 through a licensing agreement with Heroic Signatures. In February, 2024, the inevitable The Savage Sword of Conan black and white magazine was published. Like any respectable Conan fan, I bought two copies of the first issue in hopes that I can wallpaper my future grandchildren's home in thousand-dollar bills. I hope to review more modern Conan publications so I thought I would begin here with the first issue of The Savage Sword of Conan by Titan Comics. 

My issue features the cover created by Joe Jusko, an astounding artist that painted Conan the Barbarian trading cards in the 1990s. In other Conan-related works, he provided interior illustrations for the Conan: Adventures in an Age Undreamed RPG and Dynamite's Red Sonja. The other Jusko cover associated with this issue is the FOC cover which is the full panel with no fonts or title. The cover is also featured in black and white in the inside to accompany a Conan short-story titled "Sacrifice in the Sand" by Jim Zub, which was inspired by Jusko's art. 

Roberto De La Torre is an important artist in modern Conan. De La Torre was an active contributor on the Conan the Barbarian (2019-2021), King Conan (2021-2022), and Conan: Exodus and Other Tales (2021) titles that were all published by Marvel. I really enjoy his artwork and his amazing Conan pin-up is on page three. Additionally, Rebeca Puebla (007: King and Country, Bettie Page) provides a pin-up of Belit on page six. Fans of the 1970s Conan the Barbarian comic will enjoy artist Howard Chaykin's pin-up of Solomon Kane on page 77.

As you open the magazine, the first thing that really stands out is a personal introduction by Conan royalty, Roy Thomas. He provides a brief history of Conan in the comics and the pains and triumphs of the character in print. Thomas also adds that he was invited by Titan to write more Conan stories for this magazine – an offer he is apparently taking them up on.

The issue's main story is "Conan & The Dragon Horde". It was written by John Arcudi, a veteran comic storyteller that wrote in Savage Sword of Conan issues #150-152, 158, 165, 182 and also penned stories for Savage Tales. Arcudi is a dynamic, all-around author that has contributed to hundreds of comic titles since 1986. The story's art was created by Max Von Fafner. He created the cover for Conan the Barbarian #3 (2023), Conan: Battle of the Black Stone #2 (2024), and a variant cover for this Savage Sword of Conan issue. 

In the story, Conan is serving as a general in a Hyrkanian cavalry division headed to a large fortress in the Hyrkania desert. Conan is leading a band of soldiers, bandits, and mercenaries that are assisting an ousted prince in returning to the fortress to seize a lucrative treasure hold. There are twin soldiers serving the prince (who totes around two lions) that immediately piss Conan off when they insult a Turanian woman, Ineah, serving as a weapons engineer. 

Soon, Conan beds down Ineah and Von Fafner leaves nothing to the imagination. She is gorgeous. But, she proves to be a capable fighter and a brilliant mastermind in terms of weapon placement and use. The bizarre part of the story is when a dinosaur – yes a dinosaur – breaks from the fortress and attacks Conan's men. Thankfully, Ineah saves the day with her ballista. 

When Conan and company make camp outside of the fortress, they are surprised that no one from within the compound has bothered to attack them. As the days continue with no activity, Conan uses his thief background to climb into the city to determine what is actually happening there. 

I felt that the story was just okay. The artwork leads the way, as usual, and Conan's mannerisms and leadership is par for the course. There's nothing to dislike about Arcudi's writing, but it didn't wow me like a traditional first issue's lead story should. 

The aforementioned “Sacrifice in the Sand” short story by Jim Zub followed. Honestly, I just skipped it to jump into the Solomon Kane story, “Master of the Hunt”. This is the first of a promised trilogy of stories that places Kane on the hunt for a monster terrorizing a village. The story and art is by Patrick Zircher, a veteran that has worked on numerous Marvel and DC titles like Action Comics, Detective Comics, Superman, Captain America, Avengers, and Iron Man just to name a few. I love Solomon Kane so I was anxious to see what he could do with the character.

The story is set in Glamorgan, Wales on All Hallow's Eve. A blind man drinking ale in a bar explains that this night is when the gateways between worlds is very thin. Outside the tavern, readers are treated to small panels showing some sort of monster attacking and killing sheep. The next day Kane arrives and sees the monster's tracks. He chances upon a woman and her son living in a small farmhouse. The woman explains that her husband has embarked on the “great hunt” with other villagers in search of the monster.

I can't give too much away here due to spoilers, but this was a well-written, fast-paced narrative that excellently “got” REH's Kane character. There are scenes of Kane praying as well as dialogue emphasizing Kane's commitment to God to rid the world of evil. Although the twist ending could be seen a mile away, it didn't detract me from the story and art. The promised sequel should take the characters and monster in a new direction and I'm looking forward to that. 

More Solomon Kane is included at the end with an excellent essay penned by Jeffrey Shanks explaining the character's publication history and failure to equal the popularity of Kull and Conan. 

Overall, The Savage Sword of Conan #1 was pretty good. There's nothing to complain about, but at this point there is just so many Conan comics, books, collections, ebooks, and stories being published that the market is completely saturated. You could read nothing but Conan your entire life and never get through it all. With that being said, my failure to be overly stimulated by this new version of Savage Sword can partly be blamed on too much too fast. I have the same issue with Batman. It's an embarrassment of riches available to anyone anytime.

Get this issue plus the following two issues HERE.

Assault on a Queen

Jack Finney's first three novels – 5 Against the House, The Body Snatchers, House of Numbers – all appeared in glossy magazines before being compiled into full-length published novels. All three of those novels were so successful that they were adapted into films. As expected, Finney's fourth career effort, Assault on a Queen, followed that exact same trend. It was first published from August through September of 1959 in the Saturday Evening Post under the title The U-19's Last Kill. This serial was later published as Assault on a Queen by Simon & Schuster in the same year as a hardcover. In 1966 this book was adapted into a film starring Frank Sinatra.

Other than the opening segment, the narrative is presented in first-person by Hugh, a former Navy Lieutenant that served in WW2 on a submarine. After the way Hugh has floundered from job to job and can't find a steady romance. He often dreams of being an independent person who isn't reliant upon a job to rob him of his valuable time. There is a particular tirade that Hugh unleashes about jobs (corporate America) robbing everyone of their life. He explains that we sell our time for mere dollars and never gain any satisfaction. Finney nails the perspective of middle-class Americans and it speaks volumes even 65 years later. He was a smart guy.

Hugh runs into a man named Vic that also served on a submarine in the Navy. The two were never friends but knew each other during their time in the war. The two strike up a conversation and Vic takes Hugh to a house on the beach to meet some other veterans. There, Hugh meets three other men, each representing England, Germany, and Italy. There is also a woman there named Rosa. It is quite the motley crew. Vic then explains the purpose of their meeting.

The German, a guy named Lauffner, has found the submarine he commanded during the war. It is on the bottom of the Atlantic just a few miles from the coast. The group of men want to bring the submarine to the surface so it can be restored and operational again. But what's the purpose?

In a clever way, Finney doesn't reveal to the reader what the submarine will be used for. Granted, there is a discussion about the wealthy people on board a British passenger ship called the Queen Mary and the book's title to give it away, but the first 100 pages leaves out the details. These first half of the narrative is spent with the men getting to know one another and the work they put into the submarine. There is a side-story with Hugh competing with the Italian over Rosa. 

The book's second half is the heist itself which I won't spoil for you here. In many ways the book works like 5 Against the House but on a grander scale. Finney concentrates on character development and emphasizing why these men want wealth and independence. This is a theme that I've pointed out before with Finney's literary work. Even in The Body Snatchers there is a sense of alternate perceptions and the need to transform into something else. Finney has a unique way of connecting the reader with the characters and he makes that connection in Assault on a Queen.

If you love heist novels by the likes of Donald Westlake, Dan Marlowe, and Lionel White, then the formula will please you – plan, execute, getaway. The idea of making it a nautical caper is genius. Jack Finney was an amazing storyteller and this book showcases that talent. Highly recommended! Get your copy HERE.

One Man's Treasure

According to his bio, Terrance Layhew is an amateur swashbuckler, Organic Inspector, and a national man of mystery. As the host of Suit Up!, he has reviewed countless contemporary novels and interviewed numerous independent authors and publishers. His novels include Reason and Romance (2022), Prose and Procrastination (2024), and men's action-adventure novel One Man's Treasure (2024). After receiving an ARC of the latter, I climbed aboard to sail the Caribbean.

The book is presented in first-person perspective, however each chapter is from the viewpoint of either Dix or Sam, two brothers on a quest for love and money. Dix is an aggressive corporate attorney fresh off of a pivotal merger transaction. He's also a playboy, an amateur swashbuckler, and an avid gambler. Which is one of the reasons Dix is at Sam's apartment in the opening chapter.

Dix explains to Sam, a much more preserved character who is on the verge of engagement to his spunky girlfriend Amy. Over Malbec and Wellington, Dix presents an ancient treasure map, and then in his chapter, explains to the reader how he acquired the map from a poker player in a high-stakes game. 

The next day Sam collaborates with a former college classmate turned geography nerd. They learn the map may date back to 1670 and is a remnant of a rivalry between a pirate named Killian Jack and Spanish nobles over a love affair with a princess. The map suggests a treasure dubbed the Caribbean Crown is buried on a small island in the Venezuelan basin of the Caribbean. 

One Man's Treasure sets sail with Dix and Sam, fully equipped for an expedition, renting a charter and searching for the shiny goods. However, there are plenty of obstacles and shady characters thrown into the narrative to provide an entertaining and exhilarating race to the finish. With Amy on the venture, Sam's love interest is highlighted, but the really fun aspect to this action-adventure novel is the chemistry between Dix and Mallory, a woman he loves. Layhew's smooth prose introduces an underlining plot that has a great divide between the two jaded lovers that nearly steals the show.

Layhew's juggling act of romantic love affairs and stolen treasure makes for a riveting and dynamic reading experience. From modern day pirates and high stakes gambling to sword fights and gunfire, One Man's Treasure is the proverbial action-adventure pulp of the year. Get your copy HERE.

Riverboat

Colorado resident Douglas Hirt has been an accomplished author of western fiction since 1991. Later, he threw his talent for historical fiction into a three-book series about a Mississippi riverboat during the 1800s and the ensemble cast of characters traveling on the steamship. The first novel in the series, Riverboat, was initially published in 1995 and remains available today from Wolfpack Publishing.

The Tempest Queen is the riverboat in question running up and down the Mississippi River filled with passengers and limited cargo in the years before the Civil War. Every passenger has a story, and Hirt leverages that reality into a Love Boat/Fantasy Island 300-page ensemble epic of criss-crossing and overlapping stories.

The captain is William Hamilton who has been on the river for 30 years and finally has a ship of his own. For this journey, he’ll be headed down the Mississippi for a week to The Tempest Queen’s home port of Baton Rouge. The boat is a football field long with multiple decks and 63 passengers plus crew. The ship is used for human transport but has many of the amenities of a Carnival Cruise lines and the passengers live in luxury on the journey.

My favorite passenger is the raffish professional gambler, Dexter McCay. There’s also an interesting subplot about a runaway slave who was captured in the woods and is now being transported in chains back to his cruel master’s estate by a loathsome and violent slave catcher. This sparks the novel’s action scenes and the author does a nice job using this as a vehicle to explore the variety of opinions regarding human enslavement in the run-up to the Civil War.

At 300-pages, the novel was a bit overlong and meandered at times, but this is a fine historical novel definitely worth reading. I’m thrilled that Wolfpack Press re-discovered it for modern audiences, and I’m looking forward to the next installment.

Get Riverboat HERE.

Book Store Collector's Mania!

Eric loses what's left of his sanity when he dives into an obscure book store in central Florida. Loads of vintage paperbacks and hardbacks as well as pulp magazines, comics books, graphic novels, and pop-culture toys are featured in this exclusive video. Exciting characters include Conan, Tarzan, The Spider, Knight Rider, The Survivalist, Doctor Who, Star Trek, John Carter, Sherlock Holmes, and loads of Ace-Double science-fiction series titles.

Paperback Warrior Podcast - Episode 109

Into the woods we go! In this episode, Eric takes a journey through a popular niche genre of men's action-adventure novels - Deer Hunter Horror. Capsule reviews are presented for novels like Shoot, Open Season, Deer Hunt, High Hunt, and more. Also, a contemporary novel is reviewed titled East Indianman by Griff Hosker. Stream on any podcasting platform, stream below or download HERE. Be sure to check out the companion video HERE featuring a deep dive into an obscure book store in central Florida with loads of vintage paperbacks and appealing pop-culture. 

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